Thursday, 18 November 2010


So I've just finished giving the blog a complete makeover, with a new background and a new banner. I hope you guys like it. I really struggled to decide on a banner after I made about 5 variations, I wanted something pornographic, yet classy, kind of like buying sex lingerie on a high street. Anyways, I think I'm going to be rolling a bunch of banners quite frequently.

Enjoy the ear porn.

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Kara - Jumping

Choreography is soooooo hot. My gaawwd!

Kara (카라) - Rock U

I'm re-posting this, because it might just be the greatest thing in the world. I've watched this video repeatedly for about a week without pause. I missed work and my boss is calling me non-stop. I just need it one more time...

Monday, 15 November 2010

Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Monday, 25 October 2010

G-Dragon - Butterfly

Yes they were listening to a lot of N.E.R.D. Successful plagiarism or successful genre exercise? Who cares, this song is nice.

Son Dam Bi - Amoled

Yes Son Dam Bi makes me want to make love to a Samsung cellular telephone.

Monday, 4 October 2010

Davichi - Love and War

I really like this song, in spite of the retarded rap breakdown in the middle. The video is pretty awesome too, except I don't understand why the dude gets punished just because both girls like him. Also, he goes and stands right at the edge of the pool... seriously, he didn't see that coming?

Lee Hyori - Hey Mr. Big

Wow this chic is viciously hot.

Tiara - Bo Peep Bo Peep

So I've been apprehensive about posting this song because I'm actually not too keen on the "Bo peep bo peep" chorus. I think it's the low point in the song, with the verse and chorus segue as the most rhythmically interesting, the segue in particular is pretty catchy. This is rare for K-pop which is usually built around a catchy chorus lick and let down by uber-mundane verses.

Anyways this song also features a really groovy bassline. Dig it.

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Son Dam Bi - Saturday Night

I was a fan of this song about a year ago, but had no idea what its name was or who was singing it and had been searching for it in vain... until now!

Pity about the shity guitar solo in the bridge, no idea what the producer was thinking, this is a pop song forgodssake!

Friday, 1 October 2010

Son Dam Bi - Are You Crazy

Fucking fuck this song is hot! Just fucking listen to the fuck out of this fucking track!

Fin.K.L - Now

This song has been covered by both the Wondergirls and Kara, here it is in it's original glory, hailing from the year 2000!

An here it is given a particularly sexy treatment by Kara! (especially the first singer Jesusalmighty!)

And here we have the Wondergirls doing it less sexily than Kara.

Kara - Umbrella

Can you believe that this song doesn't have a music video!? Ear porn of this quality just isn't the same without choreography... :(

Girls Generation - Oh!

Can't believe this didn't feature before! Dig this godamnedmotherfucking amazing song!

Wheesung - I Thought of Marriage

I cannot believe that I am posting a non-girl group, I suppose Jesus can come twice, but here it is, the chorus rocks, and like all k-pop the bridge sucks extremo balls, but hey, dig it.

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Sistar - Shady Girl

IU - Meddling

Strangely enough there's no music video to this song that I can find, so you'll have to stare at that picture, which is not too bad really, r you could continue to browse porn in another tab.

Miss A - Bad Girl, Good Girl

I could listen to this on mute all day.

Girls Generation - Kissing You

This song may be pretty mediocre, but hey, what's wrong with a man staring at this video, perhaps closing his eyes for a moment or two, and dreaming, believing, that they're singing about him...

Sunday, 26 September 2010

Kara - Wanna

I don't know what it is about K-pop songwriters and their inability to write verses... but hey, this video is not explainable either. And for the bridge lets just notch the pitch up half a step! Woohoo!

Girls Generation - Gee

Is it just me or do the lyrics sound really fucking peculiar?
Still, I would take this song the fuck out back and get it pregnant.

Kara (카라) - Rock U

What the fuck was the video director thinking here exactly?
This is probably the worst video I've ever seen. Maybe the producers are trying to distract us from how terrible the song actually is. Only Jesus knows now.

Wondergirls - So Hot

Wondergirls - Tell Me

A noteworthy element in this awesome song are the lazer *pew* *pew* sounds. They rule. As they do in that Davichi song.

Tiara - Like the First Time (티아라 - 처음처럼

Here for your enjoyment is the hottest K-pop song of all time.

Davichi - My Man